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A lady does not make herself pretty, she makes herself prettier.
Are toroids tort?
Molten glass conducts electricity.
Oh Painted Knife!
I don't hurt other people's feelings by telling them the truth.
Vlotho is in North Rhine-Westphalia.
In which drawer does she keep her drawers.
Do you keep your drawers in drawers?
He had two noses, each with one nostril.
I know where my desires will take me.
What does the butler do?
He looks after the butts in the buttery.
1-2-3-4 Take the lady by the paw!
5-6-7-8 Kick the dog and don't be late!
If I was his mum I'd be enquiring about post natal abortions.
A friend of mine once worked on a software project for the Chilean Navy and filled the messages area of the hard disk (a five Megabyte drive the size of a refrigerator) with the text Felices Pascuas. Apparently when the software screwed up it would print the two words on the console teleprinter. It does not mean what you think it means.
is next to Frimley and part of Hastings.
Search "Hastings Camberley" to discover the awful truth about Camberley. And Frimley.
I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Tip me over
and pour me out!
I don't need a name for you. I know who you are. You are the one who goes to sleep with your arm inside my rib cage clutching my heart. How could I not know who you are.
One of the policemen was wearing a cherry tree tied to his back. It was in flower – pretty pink blossoms. Every time he moved about it rained pink petals on his head and shoulders.
Do you wash potatoes in your washing machine?
Did you see Xmas biscuits in Lidl at the start of September?
I saw a left-over chocolate Father Xmas next to the Easter eggs in Aldi last January.
Perhaps I had eaten a policeman on the way home.
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