About this site –
This website is called the Story Kettle.
It is full of stories written by me, Michael M Wayman –
hundreds of stories, long, short and very short.
Update: Roger has written a story.
This site has been optimised for mobile and laptop usage.
I write short stories and very short stories; mostly humorous, sometimes sad; not extraordinary but not ordinary; about ordinary people doing unordinary things; sometimes in German. Try the excerpts and my blog and contact details.
About the stories – Many of my stories are short or very short – see the collections at Shorts and Treacle and OTTer and the site map. Some are funny, some are sad, some are absurd, most are unordinary. Some of my stories are long, they are long series of short stories, multi-part stories, such as Colin and his life and Cuthbert and his harem.
Copyright – All material on this website is copyrighted. All rights reserved.
Correct English – I try to write good English, however not “Correct English”, more English as she is spoken and of course “Creative English” You won't find much “whom nor” and “It is I” and “my friends and I” here.
Contact me – at contact me or is that too difficult?
German content – Some of the stories are written in German. This is not a bilingual website - most of the content is English and some is German. There is very little overlap. I find that translation work is unrewarding. Click on the German flag for the list of all German stories. Stories from different viewpoints and language are Frau Alpert and the story of Fay and two things left.
Goals – I want people in the whole world to read my stories. Secondary goals are to find a publisher, to use advertising to help pay the costs, and to gain feedback from the readers.
GOOD READ – My longer multi-part stories are described at a good read.
How is this website put together?
Links to other websites – I have a large collection of links and selected links and top ten links. The Story Kettle is not responsible for the content of external internet sites. Please report broken links or suggestions to contact. This website is not a "link farm."
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Mobile – This site has been optimised for mobile and big screen usage.
Offcuts – I have a large collection of bits and pieces, miscellaneous, odds and ends, jumble, all sorts, this and that, odds and sods, left overs, sundries, other bits, bits and bobs, titbits, snippets, words, and pictures and tips and recipes. Some are even stories, most are what Big Tone would call “Pieces Of Nonsense”. Try offcuts for the newest offcuts and index of titles and links and top ten links.
Picture galleries – You can click on a picture (instead of a menu) at pix.
Printing – You can use your browser to print out any of the stories (A4 or US Letter in portrait mode); advertising and most of the navigation text will not be printed. Try my Herb&Spice Chart and birthday calendar.
Publishers – If you want to publish or use my stories, then please contact me.
Search Engines, Web Crawlers, Archivers – This website is statically linked and provides sitemap.xml and sitemap.txt files to list all interesting pages.
What stories – Stories for adults, stories to read, absurd stories, humorous stories, humourous stories, humerous stories, odd stories, unordinary stories, sad stories, painful stories, very short stories, short stories, German stories, Kurzgeschichten, multi-part stories, stories to make you laugh, and stories to make you cry. I wanted to write absurd stories with humour, but somehow I also wrote stories of love and sadness and PAIN.
About me – I think that you are more interested in about this site above. My name is Michael M Wayman. Try bits of my life. You can contact me. I write stories. You can probably find my inner soul in my stories somewhere – just look!
About us – This page is normally titled “about us” but there is only one of me.
About you – Yes, I've written about you. You who read my stories. And who I think you are, but hopefully not who I want you to be.
After I am gone – If it were said that I wrote children's stories for adults I would not be unhappy.