I went shopping with the wife. It was Saturday morning and the supermarket was full. Somehow we separated, I looked for things I wanted, but I soon found her again at the cheese counter. I came behind her and wrapped one arm around her.
I slid the other hand into her coat and under her blouse. I gave her a big squeeze. I whispered something, that I can't repeat here, into her ear. My hand went deeper into her underwear. Big surprise! It was not the wife. Bigger surprise! She liked it. Biggest surprise! The wife was watching us from a distance.