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Welcome to the Story Kettle! Stories to make you laugh, stories to make you cry, more than 800 short stories, crazy stories, DIY stories, love stories, German stories, humorous stories, absurd stories, odd stories, unordinary stories, sister stories, offcuts and bits of my life all by Michael M Wayman.

WHAT'S NEW in the Story Kettle?

New stories in Jan/Feb 2018
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22 Amy stories — 28 Dotty stories

new offcuts

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Two young men threatened us with knives, a mugging. One picked up Betty “Yer money or the kid gets it!” It was terrible, there was nothing I could do to save him. Betty drove both her elbows into his chest. He let go of his knife, Betty and everything. Betty had broken his heart. The other guy lunged with a knife towards Betty, he looked into her eyes and turned to escape. Too late, Betty punched him in the back, he folded like a Swiss Army knife, but backwards. Betty had broken his spine...   Continue reading...

Did your mother sing to you when you were very young? A lullaby to send you to sleep? I remember fragments of those songs and have been able to find...   Continue reading...

The greenies have taken over the island, there are not many humans left. Jim Power has been sent to contact a group of survivors, if he can find any. He has a companion, a satellite telephone, some lead-barium pellets, a gun and something very...   Continue reading...


Geschichten für ErwachseneGlück­seligkeits­pfützenSchwägerinNottinghamauch AngelaErzählungenwie Muttizeig mirdas 'EckHattieStückchen   Deutch

Seit Anfang des Jahres habe ich Komisches gehört. Ja, es gibt Priester, die fliegen. Ja, unmöglich. Aber ich habe mehr und mehr davon gehört. Ja, es könnte sehr hilfreich sein, die Kirchen­dach­reparatur von oben zu inspizieren.   Weiter lesen...   Deutch

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