Stories from the Story Kettle

Why do girls say they have too many bulges and too few bulges? And why do boys say that girls have too many bulges? Lots of v.short and v.silly bulge stories (an experiment with very short stories, maximum one A4 page).   Start here!

Betty is an old favourite, she has starred in eighty of my stories and now she meets the cat.   The cat starts here!

Quaint stories are individual stories or short sequences of stories – rather quaint.   The quaint starts here!