how to brexit

An offcut from the Story Kettle

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You walk down the street
to the green grocer.
You: Good morning!
Slaughterer: Good morning!
You: A pound and a half of Rees-Mogg, please.
Slaughterer: We have some fresh green tripe today.
You: Oh, yes! Three ounces of tripe, please.
Slaughterer: That will be two shillings and sixpence.
You hand over a ten bob note.
You: Keep the change!
Wasn’t that easy?