socwok's woes

I wash the blood out of her clothes.

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Dear Agonised Aunt,

we've lived together for over four years, our relationship is very deep and we are very close. I'm a social worker and 27. My girlfriend is blond and very pretty; she is very small, she looks like a thirteen-year-old, although she is older than me. She cannot hear and does not speak or read or write; we have our own ways of communicating. She is heavily into dancing and killing people.

I would like to marry her, but that is not possible. She is extremely strong and very independent, but not self-centred, she is always willing to help people of good heart. She has a strong sense of good and evil, she has rid our town of all the evil people, it was not very pretty. I wash the blood out of her clothes – she is always good to me.


Marjorie Pain helps with your problems

You do not say if you are female or male, happy or unhappy, or what your problem is. You accept that you cannot marry, your girlfriend does not understand the concept of marriage and is unable to say “I do!”

I think I know what your problem is. You have problems accepting the strangeness of the woman with whom you have a very deep relationship. I also believe that there is no solution – you are in too deep – you will unfortunately suffer for the rest of your life. You have of course the rewards of this relationship.

Perhaps you could persuade her to stop killing people or to kill less people (I can't believe I'm writing this), perhaps there is some other way to make the strangeness less. I wish you all the best and all the luck in the world.


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WhyOhWhy

Why don't the police arrest the girlfriend, she's a murderer.


NoBrains replies to WhyOhWhy

The police may be stupid, but not that stupid. Arresting that woman could be the last thing a policeman did.


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NoBrains replies to NoBrains

And what prison could keep this violent woman inside?


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UpNorth

Send the girlfriend to my town, I would be glad to see the end of several evil guys in Northtown.


KnowNothing

The girlfriend could kill all the politicians in my town; that would make us all happy.


GorgeOnGorgons

I think I've seen this girlfriend in action; she killed two politicians with one punch. The police are frightened of her.


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GoldyPox

I'm as good as gold, I would love to wash the blood out the girlfriend's clothes and get deep into her.


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