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wird hier verwendet!!!
hot cross buns and hot cross buns
It was music which grabbed your heart from behind and wrenched it this way and that way and somewhere else.
Primrose Hill was built from the excavation of the Regent’s Canal.
The surface area of your gut is about half the size of a badminton court.
We kept the two boys tied together until they were happy.
Three more D-words: dither, dawdle and delay!
Did your mother sing to you when you were very young? A lullaby to send you to sleep? I remember fragments of those songs and have been able to find... Continue reading...
Using tools is a sign of intelligence.
Making tools and using them is a sign of more intelligence.
My name is Kordoski.
Dance my Pretty Man!
Beryl Edge is not bevel edged.
She's the cat's mother.
Who's "she"? The cat's mother!
Blessed be those who initiate lively discussions with the hopelessly mute,
for they shall be known as Dentists.
I usually start by soaping everything from the neck down and then washing every part with a face flannel or a sponge. Some parts need only the hands, some parts must be washed multiple times. The head and the hair can be quite complicated.
Pole Cutter and Trim.
Have you been to Thursdale?
Are you so dim that your parents never called you "son"?
Mrs Tinge stories at fit Miss Tee Vee and Mrs Tinge gets it and Mrs Tinge stops and the Carnival Sequence
Lots of Betty stories at Betty and the Carnival Sequence and Betty on the rampage and Betty on tour and the cat.
Spin my melon!
If you have a daughter,
cover her with water.
My Tourette's syndrome came back, words that were not true, words that were hateful, words that were terribly wrong, words that came from goodness knows where.
Don't use brown toilet paper.
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She won't spin at night.
I left my legs behind in Dublin.
not in the slightest
Go over the edge with this two-part war story and who not what and granny gets knotted and kick in the head and another place. Roger liked the corpse in the Amy stories.
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