I was young and silly, very silly. I had done something silly. I did not know what to do.
My mother noticed that I was standing around and being silly. I had to tell her. She said that I had been very silly, but she had an idea – she picked up the phone. Visit her doctor at the end of the day.
The brass plate by the door said gynaecologist – what did I need a women's doctor for? But I went in, it was empty, a woman in white jeans and tunic appeared and asked me what I wanted. Oh yes! she said, I'm the doctor and I was expecting you. Come this way!
Her office was full of strange equipment. Oh no! she said, you're much too heavy for that. Lie on this bench!
It did not take long, she held it up, looked at it and put it in a plastic bag. Oh yes! she said, look at this! I'll put it in my collection. I tried to get up and go.
Oh no! she said, more tests and checks and treatment are needed.
I did like the treatment. After an hour she told me to come back in a week.
Oh yes! she said, more treatment is needed.
Every week I visited the doctor, I did enjoy the treatment. I asked if so much treatment was necessary.
Oh yes! she said, more treatment is needed. Come every evening!
Every day I visited the doctor, I did enjoy the treatment. I asked if I needed so much treatment.
Oh no! she said, the treatment is for me!