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I saw it from a distance, it could have been bagpipes, but it wasn't, just twisted pipes and a leather-covered box. What was it?

I pushed a button named RHORTER – there were sounds of water and air being vigorously pumped around inside and a big splash of water hit me in the face. I pushed a button named RASPBAIR and it made a noise like flatulence. I pushed a button named INFECA and a substance like mashed bananas was forcefully ejected out of a large hole.

What was it?