At the end of the garden, where the fairies live, lies a lonely, old lavatory by a silver birch tree. It had been bolted to the wall for 25 years and had been sat upon every day by many different people. The lavatory thought to itself, that was grand, that was living.
However the colour beige is out of fashion and the lavatory itself was blocked with limescale. See the limescale in the lower waste pipe below.