express train

An offcut from the Story Kettle

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Copyright © 2011, Michael M Wayman

She made love like a steam locomotive. She would plonk herself on top and make a noise like an express train. After five minutes she would sit upright, put her arm into the air, pull on the chain for the steam whistle and scream:

WOOH! WOOH! WOOH! WOOH! WOOH! WOOH!

She wasn't the world's best love maker, but you will never forget her.