It is well known that porno-websites (often) include as many key words as possible, and trap innocent web surfers who don't know the real meaning of such phrases as “fun with carrots” or “see my bottling plant” or “chocky pud”. Often the words are on the screen, but you cannot see them as they are white text on a white background.
I have visited a few of these keyed-up websites and collected some words. I have excluded those words that describe things you don't see in a public place though:
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I think that when I was very little that I learned the alphabet in four rows:
A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U
V W X Y Z