You will straighten my seams.

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Copyright © 2008, Michael M Wayman

I think my stockings need adjusting, Miss Jones.

Oh, yes, Miss Davis!

I suppose you will straighten my seams with your teeth, as you usually do.

Oh, yes, Miss Davis! It takes so much time with my teeth.

Especially when the seams are straight to begin with.

Who are we going to beat up today, Miss Davis? What about the archbishop? You know, the one with the funny clothes.

No, we can't. Cuthbert has said no. They may be funny people, he said, but they are harmless.


What about people at the pensions office?

What about the Minister of Pensions?

Oh, what a great idea, a politician too.

Oh, let's get our teeth into him, or is it a her, as soon as possible.

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