|Captain Birdsall:||What are these big round objects? I’m going to pick them up and...|
|Voice offstage:||Start again! Put them down and start again!|
|Captain Birdsall:||They look like cannon balls, but who uses cannon balls these days? I mean, they must be gyrophlants. How did they get here?|
|Captain Birdsall:||Oh, no! They are coming, they must know that someone has brought gyrophlants here.|
|Voice offstage:||Who the hell are they? We’re not fighting pronouns here.|
|Captain Birdsall:||I must hide them or the Pronomen will come and take the gyrophlants away and that will be awful.|
The only thing awful is you, Captain Birdsall.
PUT THE EFFING THINGS DOWN AND GO AWAY!
|BIG EXPLOSION!||CAPTAIN DISAPPEARS.|
|Voice offstage:||That’s the best you have ever done, Captain Birdsall.|