Hello, everyone! I'm the Minister of Fun. I was talking to the Prime Minister last week about all the troubles in this land, all the troubles outside this land and the general unhappiness. He said, what was I going to do about it.
As you know I was Minister of the Interior. It was easy. I renamed the Ministry of the Interior to Administration Unit for Interior Affairs (ARGH for short); all the civil servants were happy. I founded the Ministry of Fun and Happiness, I am the Minister of Fun, and tonight is our first TV program named of course: the Ministry of Fun.
Hello Eloise, we're going to sing a duet together Don't Go Breaking My Heart
A seventy-year-old man does backflips in Doncaster.
Judy Garland sings and dances Get Happy
And now a film from the Ministry of Health Coughs And Sneezes
9gals! rehearse I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside on the seafront at Robin Hood's Bay.
Clogs from Amsterdam – the Clog Dance from the comic opera Zar und Zimmermann from Albert Lortzing (1837).
And now for O Ye Cannae Shove Yer Grannie Aff A Bus
Till then I'm your Minister of Fun.
A large garden gnome walks up to the minister and pours a bucket of water over him.