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There were nine girls sitting on the rocks at Big Bend on the river. When we came back an hour later, the girls were still there, looking as clueless as before. Amy asked the girls how they were doing. “We're just sitting here.” “We don't know what we going to do.” “No, no idea.” All nine of them answered, one after another, each as clueless as each other. Amy asked where...   Continue reading...

Every girl has a hobby, everyone has to have a hobby. On Wednesday afternoons the sewing, crosspoint and embroidery club meets, the hockey teams play, the natural history group sticks pins into small animals, the chess group slowly moves pieces of wood... All terribly uninteresting!
And what about me? “Oh, I can skin rabbits and snakes. Oh, and shoot 'em first.”
No, no, no! No one wanted to know that. Young girls don't do...   Continue reading...

Did your mother sing to you when you were very young? A lullaby to send you to sleep? I remember fragments of those songs and have been able to find...   Continue reading...


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Seit Anfang des Jahres habe ich Komisches gehört. Ja, es gibt Priester, die fliegen. Ja, unmöglich. Aber ich habe mehr und mehr davon gehört. Ja, es könnte sehr hilfreich sein, die Kirchen­dach­reparatur von oben zu inspizieren.   Weiter lesen...   Deutch

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